
Frogs
Let me tell you a story from my childhood.
When I was seven years old, I walked about a mile to school. Along the way, I liked to explore the neighborhood, especially the wooded area along its edge. Going through the neighborhood meant dealing with mean dogs and bigger kids, so the wooded route suited me just fine.
One week, we had so much rain that great puddles formed among the trees. To a seven-year-old, they looked like ponds.
One particular morning, I was walking past those newly formed ponds when I spotted a frog.
Whoa! I liked frogs!
I picked it up. Then I saw another. And another! Before long, I realized there were frogs everywhere in those shallow ponds.
I forgot all about school.
I ran home, got our garbage can, emptied it, and hurried back to my treasure trove of frogs. It was amazing! I caught about a hundred and put every one of them into that can. I was mighty proud of all my new pets.
School? Well, tomorrow would be another day for school.
I dragged the can home. Now I had to figure out where to keep the frogs. My mother and father were both at work, so I pulled the can into the house and dumped every frog into the bathtub.
Good choice, I thought. I could raise them right there in the bathroom!
I was right proud of my accomplishment. Surely Mom would be proud of her son for bringing home such delights!
It didn’t quite go over as I’d hoped.
I wasn’t in the house when she came home and went into the bathroom. What happened in there can only be imagined. But from what I could hear, my mother’s words were coming out so fast you’d have thought they were racing one another.
Apparently, a bathtub full of frogs was not her idea of a good time.
My mother told me in no uncertain terms that every one of those frogs had to be released.
So I gathered them up, refilled the garbage can, and hauled it out to the backyard. Then I tipped it over.
Frogs scattered everywhere!
I had lost my bathtub full of pets, but we now had the best-stocked frog habitat in the neighborhood.

